heart of bronze

What gives a girl 
Power and punch? 
Is it charm, is it poise? 
No, it’s hairspray! 

What gets a gal 
Asked out to lunch 
Is it brains, is it dough? 
No, it’s hairspray! 

If you take a ride
With no can at your side 
Then your flip will be gone 
With the wind 

But if you spray it and lock it, 
You can take off in a rocket 
And in outer space 
Each hair will be in place 

Why take a chance 
When you get up and dance 
If you twist, i insist 
You use hairspray 

And tell your mother 
Her head she should smother 
With “ultra-clutch” faithfully

So if you’re a redhead, 
A blonde or brunette 
Just take my advice 
And you might just get 
The only thing better than hairspray…

That’s me!